Ever leave the house, and then get that feeling that you’ve left the oven and all the lights on, and forgot to murder the guy who’s chained up in your basement? Don’t worry, we all make little mistakes when the cops are knocking down our door.
ALSO: No regular update this coming Monday for the holiday. You should be outside anyways! Go outside. And: See you Wednesday!






Happy 2011, folks! I got a feeling about this year. 2010 was a filthy drunken trollop and 2011 is going to fix every single thing about each and every one of our lives! Mark my words. MARK ‘EM.
Also, see everyone Wednesday.






Listen, I’m a fairly liberal dude, socially. Whatever you do with your own time is fine.
THAT SAID, if you are spending said free time rapin’ on babies, I can’t condone that. I’d even maybe propose a law against it! Don’t call me a fascist or anything. I just think maybe the government should intervene in situations where people are raping babies.
Moral for the day: Leave the babies alone, you creep.
PS: I changed the RSS feed over to feedburner. So maybe if you are an RSS person, try switching over to that feed, it does all sorts of helpful stuff for me. And if you’re not subscribed, maybe you should just subscribe.





