The Adam!

I don’t know about you, but I often find myself in drawn-out conversations with things that really can’t understand what the hell it is I’m saying.

Things I will do on, essentially, a daily basis:
-Try to reason with the cat.
-Try to reason with a traffic light.
-Yell at a bus.
-Yell at my shoes.

Whatever, it’s not like talking to humans goes any better.

Anyways, I think the moral of this story is: never have a conversation. Ever. With anything or anyone.