FRIDAY ONE-SHOTS
A COLLECTION OF THINGS I HAVE DRAWN, ON FRIDAY.
#1- People Are So Rude: My girlfriend and I go to see a movie, are complete A-holes.
#2- Stereotypical Italian Baker Show!: TLC is the worst, you guys.
#3- BLARDLARDL: In which an octopus murders me and steals my identity.
#4- YOU AEEEEEHHH: Hey, another movie set in Boston! HOO-RAY
#5- Shut the Fuck Up!: This Wednesday at 8/7 Central, get ready to FUCKING LAUGH.
#6: ONG NOM NOM NOM: The internet MUST KNOW about this seagull.
#7: XMas in August: Santa is riding the subway. I say hello.
#8: 1-888-SEXTING-LAYDAYZZZ: Phone sex lines finally catch up to the zeitgeist.
#9: The Return of T-Saurus: Herpetological Curios Re-appear.
#10: There’s a Starman, Waiting in the Sky: The space sex tourism industry is a real problem.
#11: Pitchman: My Dad may or may not be a creative genius.
#12: The Adventures of Captain Lasers, on Alien Planet 46: Pretty self-explanatory.
#13: THIS BEER?!: This beer is SO COLD. MMMM.
#14: Enabled.: Detailing the adventures in time of THE ENABLER.
#15: Let’s Talk About Sex, Baby: Some SEXY TIPS. For sex!
#16: OOFTA: I catalog my trip into the heart of America.
#17: A Children’s Treasury of Creation Myths: Quetzalcoatl goes about creating mankind, encounters difficulty.
#18: Dickin’ Around: GET IN THE TRUCK, SISSY.
#19: Can’t Go Anywhere Nice: Me and my lady friend get fancy. Results occur.
#20: Manfriends Bar for Men: Things get manly.
#21: Oh. Baby: The adventures of Test-Tube baby.
#22: Cody, the Cop Who is Way Too Sensitive: Police-coppin’ isn’t a game for the weak-willed.
#23: Hold On to Your Butts: Blockbuster movie time. Dinosaurs, mountains, etc.
#24: ‘Tis The Season: Dick Johnson returns, with some advice about the holidays.
#25: Friday Comics Holiday Spectacular!: OK, I’ll level with you. It’s not a comic. But it is SO SPECIAL, DUDES.
#26: People Like Us: We may be running out of things to make reality TV shows out of.
#27: A Children’s Treasury of Creation Myths II: Gettin’ Down with the Greeks.
#28: Through Being Cool: A journey into hiptown.
#29: Eat My Sugar Cereal: The hidden danger of corporate mascots.
#30: Team-Up: I defeat the specter of writer’s block with a collaboration.
#31: Snow Day: OH EM GEE, SNOWPOCALYPSE.
#32: Street Philosopher: I get some serious thinking done. Featuring: Vomit.
#33: Eating Disorder: We join “Manfood Challenge” with Adam Foodman, already in progress.
#34: Christ on a Cracker: This whole God things gets sorted out, once and for all! Forever.
#35: We Have A Quorum: Time now to check in with our boys in congress. Pretty boring, I guess!
#36: THIS WEEK IN HISTORY: Science occurs.
#37: Classic Comics History That I Absolutely Did Not Make Up, No Sir: A totally accurate history lesson. You’re welcome!
#38: As Seen on TV: Truth in advertising.
#39: Sharp-Dressed Man: I needed a suit- A drama in 4 panels. A 100% TRUE STORY
#40: Awards Bait: I think my Emmy was lost in the mail.
#41: Fantasyland: Genre fiction: Always solid quality.
#42: This is Our Country: The census results are in! Let’s take a look.
#43: Don’t Tell Anyone: Important questions, answered (?!)
#44: This Week in History II: A little bit of the truth that they’ve been hiding.
#45: Let’s Talk About Travel: Some more advice from our friend Dick “Richard” Johnson.
#46: Trains, Trains, and Trainamotrains: Europe, Everyone! It’s different.
#47: Hey, Jealousy: Sluts, sluts everywhere.
#48: Jack of No Trades: We learn a lesson about dabbling.
#49: Spin Cycle: Enter the CONSERVAZONE, where we tackle the ISSUES.
#50: Blind Date: The re-return of T. Saurus.
#51: Loving the Alien: Time for a journey across the pond! More or less.
#52: We The People: Spend some quality time with some historical figures.
#53: Letters to the Predator: Coming soon to a comic book store, whatever those are, near you!
#54: This Week in History III: In which we remember how Archaeology was ruined from the get-go.
#55: Punchline: It’s hotter than metaphors out there.
#56: Playing nice: I contain my frothy, horrible rage.
#57: Persistence: Patience is a virtue, or something.
#58: Purple Prose: The trouble with language.
#59: Let’s Dance: Sexy Nature Time.
#60: Black Math: Teaching the Controversy.
#61: Electioneering: Writing checks, cashing them.
#62: Surf Rider: DAMN TEENS.
#63: The Road Less Traveled: Did you know that the Explorers Club still exists? IT DOES.
#64: A Children’s Treasury of Creation Myths III: Tackling the Norse.
#65: The Argument: The irresistible pull of a moron on the internet.
#66: Backlash, Forwardlash, And You: The history of mankind, condensed for your pleasure.
#67: Debate Club: The not-so-distant future of politics.
#68: Agreed!: We venture into the land of TV tropes, and switch some around.
#69: No New Wave No Fun: An Escape Plan.
#70: Science Fiction: The REAL FACTS about Science! Read if you dare.
#71: No Children: Seriously, no children. Ever.
#72: DEADLOCK: Things get dangerous up on the Hill.
#73: The Sporting Life: Getting deep with some athletes.
#74: What is Hip?: Getting to the root of hipsterdom.
#75: Sit-in: More TRUE STORIES. This week: I try to go to a normal person comedy show.
#76: Season’s Greetings: A return to Traditional Christmas Values.
#77: Every Day Should be a Holiday: Real Holiday Stories! This week: Channukah.
#78: This Week in History IV: Set sail with young Charles Darwin.
#79: 30th Century Man: The perils of time travel.
#80: I Like Food: On the phenomenon of “cool” food.
#81: Golden Years: YOUTH CULTURE. Ugh, right?
#82: End of the Movie: It’s awards season! Let’s all wallow in it.
#83: Slow Country: Perrrrrrriooooodddd draaaaamaaaasss teeeeennnddd tooooo moooovveeee sloooowwwllllyyy