Evolutionary Psychology is, I think, maybe the dumbest thing ever. This is a real thing people who write articles about human behavior cite sometimes! It’s got a real knack for reducing the great complexity of the human mind to completely asinine crap. Are you a big fan of philosophy? You’re probably trying to be the best at finding berries or something.

Listen, I’m positive that evolution has “programmed” people to feel certain ways about certain things, but it by no means should be an explanation for how we behave, like some people tend to use it as. The great advantage we have to is to rise above the stupid bullshit our chemistry is trying to make us do, and be decent to each other for once instead. Anyways, everyone get out there and murder their primary rivals! YEAH!

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