OK: So, yes, people are supposed to have kids, and many do! Look at that, nice job, human race and all that. BUT: Who are these people having 20 damned kids? WHO ARE YOU?

Oh, you’re an extra-special crazy person? Neato.

I’m starting to know a lot of people with new kids, now. And it seems, if you give a crap about the kid, it makes raising one this absurdly difficult effort, with a zillion things to fret about every day. If you have 20 kids, could you imagine how much of a shit you would not give? I think your responsibilities at that point entail a roof and food. “Honey, number 17 just shanked the neighbor’s kid.” “Oh, well, uh, is he inside the house now? Great.”