GUYS, guys. Did you know that there is an actual Explorer’s Club, here in New York?! My first thought was “OH BOY!” followed by “Wait, why?” followed by thinking about a bunch of guys discovering secret maps under their couch cushions, for mundane treasures buried DEEP BEHIND THEIR TELEVISIONS.
Anyways, I get that exploring is still the coolest thing in the world, don’t worry. We’re just sort of out of land! Unless you count North Sentinel Island.
(also, here I am, giving credit to my girlfriend for “explorers to go the deli” idea. She is pretty great! HEY JAYA)