Nature gets pretty competitive! Especially when Dr. Cool is on the loose. He is a very serious naturalist! One planet, dudes.

Seriously, though. I’m gonna level with you guys, I’ve watched roughly 700 hours of bird documentaries over the last week. And birds-of-paradise are the most ridiculous thing in the world and I want to run away to their magical bird island and dance around and be one with the magic birds forever. OBSERVE:

Heyyy ladies