Remember: If some bloviating shitstain yells at you through your television about something, it’s a polarizing topic! Definitely a lively debate, with two equally strong arguments, that deserve completely equal time. One side is definitely not completely intellectually and emotionally bankrupt.

The News: Always making room for the craziest people, to turn basic human rights into an “issue.” Yep! What a great planet, the one we all live on together.