Man, what are women good for? We don’t need ’em. We men can get by on our own, yeah. We could just teach the prettier guys to, like, sew, and cook and stuff. It’ll be just like prison! I, personally, can’t wait until my dream of such a manly man mantopia comes to fruition.

And no, it totally won‘t be gay.. A guy’s got needs! Just ask the ancient Romans or Greeks or Polynesians or Alexandrians, dude. They had the right idea.

Ladies: Totally unnecessary.