I was thinking the other day about space aliens, and how they probably don’t exist.  But then I had a thought: What if they DO EXIST.

And if they did, why isn’t there an Alien sex tourism problem? Rich aliens from planets you’ve never heard of, jetting around the universe and trying to fuck one of every species? Totally plausible. The Arecibo message? Maybe somewhere in the universe, that’s what porn sounds like.

Anyhow, since we’re not constantly getting propositioned by sexy green ladies, I think it’s pretty safe to say we’re alone in the universe.