Things don’t always turn out the way you want! The important thing is to stay positive while the very world shatters around you, as everything you’ve worked so very hard for just MELTS, like it was just a block of goddamned ice, left in the sun, and not your DREAMS. YEP, it’s very important to stay calm, keep things in perspective, and not FALL TO PIECES OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYY
Alliterative author assassinated by alien acrophobes accelerating in an autobus and assuring an awesome Demise. D.
Typo: superhuman from from parallel universe?