The pressure to fit in is always tough to deal with. The takeaway here is: to get what you want, always make sure to blend, as best as you can. Sticking out: totally unattractive.

Also, for those confused folks unfamiliar with the geography of the Northeast- our guy just washed ashore in the Hamptons. To get a sense of the place, imagine the fanciest, stuffiest place imaginable.

Now, imagine a town full of human beings that would think that your place is a piece of shit. See you Wednesday!