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Are you kiddin’? Fountains are full of coins. That can be pretty handy.
Without fountains, we’d never be able to say “Meet me by the fountain.”
Without fountains, how would you wash dog shite off of your shoes? or pepper spray from your eyes? How would hookers stay so fresh? Fountains have many many uses.
Ok… They’re just disgusting. Imagine, we all used to DRINK out of that shit.
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Are you kiddin’? Fountains are full of coins. That can be pretty handy.
Without fountains, we’d never be able to say “Meet me by the fountain.”
Without fountains, how would you wash dog shite off of your shoes? or pepper spray from your eyes? How would hookers stay so fresh? Fountains have many many uses.
Ok… They’re just disgusting. Imagine, we all used to DRINK out of that shit.