The Adam!

I know I skipped some stuff, but so did the Greeks. But you have to respect the decisions of a lady that can asexually reproduce, but somehow needs to get it on with her newborn son.

And down the line, it doesn’t really improve. Zeus pretends to be a Swan so he can rape some lady. He is history’s very first rapist furry.

Anyways, the point is: everyone, forever, since the very beginning of time is some sort of pervert. Especially you. I’ve seen what you do, and I don’t condone it.

But I’ll be goddamned if I don’t respect it.