The Adam!

Ext. a House. TWO CHILDREN look longingly at a box of JOHNNY-COME-LATELY BRAND SUGARIZED CEREAL BITS on a high shelf.

FIRST CHILD: Dawww, I want those! I WANT THOSE BITS.

SECOND CHILD: I bet Mommy could get those down for us.

JOHNNY-COME-LATELY bursts through the goddamned wall, and rips the freaking box open and cereal explodes all over the fuckin’ place.

J-C-L: SCREW YER MOM. EAT ‘DEM BITS!

CHILDREN: YEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!