The Adam!

HEYYY QUEERBAIT. What kind of car you drive? WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT SHIT MADE IN? I hope it’s America, and I hope it’s a goddamned truck, reverse respectively, pansy. You probably even got what I meant by “reverse respectively,” you vagina. OH WAIT, are you not man enough to handle this truck? I thought not. Only MEN with HUGENUTS can handle drivin’ this baby. Did you know that a regular truck has an Aluminum Copper alloy drive traction weight intercooler disc? Well, OUR TRUCK has the only STEEL drive traction weight intercooler disc. I bet you had no idea that it was better that way, but we’re telling you, so you better believe us, PANTYWAIST.You know how we know that? Because it weighs fucking more. UNGH.

GET IN THE FUCKING TRUCK, DUDE.