So these are a few pages from my upcoming combination comic/sex advice pamphlet. It’s full of handy tips! Here are a few more:
-When trying to woo a lady, make sure she can see your boner. It’s important to let that flag fly!
-When first bedding a new woman friend, make sure she’s awake! You don’t want any “consent” issues.
-If you are feeling lonely in a bar or at a singles event, start thrusting the air, vigorously. That way, people can see your personality!
Anyways, Dick “Richard” Johnson and Phaellox should start a club of guys who KNOW how to SEX.