I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again; Violence is always the best answer. NAY: The only answer.
Here’s some for-instances for you:
-Stranger knocks into you on the street? Chainsaws.
-Neighbor has like, some really yippy dog? Midnight monster-trucks-with-machine-guns showdown.
-Someone standing ridiculously, impossibly, still on the side of the escalator that’s clearly for people moving faster? MORNING STARS AT DAWN.
SEE YOU FRIDAY.
