Ever leave the house, and then get that feeling that you’ve left the oven and all the lights on, and forgot to murder the guy who’s chained up in your basement? Don’t worry, we all make little mistakes when the cops are knocking down our door.

ALSO: No regular update this coming Monday for the holiday. You should be outside anyways! Go outside. And: See you Wednesday!

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